FULL MOON ON TOP OF A CHAMPAGNE PALM'S TIP

IF my cat can only read i could have recommended the following books to read:

The Pelican Brief
Lonesome Dove
One Flew Over The cuckoo’s nest
The Maltese Falcon
The Eagle Has Landed
The Owl and the Pussycat
Cardinal Rules
Mothergoose
The Ugly Duckling
Lonesome Dove
I Heard the Owl Call My Name, Margaret Craven
Owls Do Cry, Janet Frame
But Where is the Green Parrot?, Thomas Zacharias
Flaubert’s Parrot, Julian BarnesWild Swans – Jung Chang
A Sparrow Falls – Wilbur Smith
Where Eagles Dare – Alistair McClean
Tommo and Hawk – Bryce Courtney
Black Swan, White Raven – Ellen Datlow & Terri Windling

BUT it couldn't so i decided to read them all myself.