FULL MOON ON TOP OF A CHAMPAGNE PALM'S TIP

i'd like to advise
my friend obama not
to attack syria

like: hey Mr Friend president
war is not good

why interfere on the private
affairs of another

like: why can't you let
Syria be herself
and leave her alone
in her private room?

but all i got is a spit
from Obama saying

hey, you, idiot Filipino,
mind your own portfolio!!

you see, i am an idiot
Filipino, and (best?) friend
of Obama, the president
of the United States
of America

at best, i keep my mouth
shut

p.s.
I need him because
china is pissing.